Friday, January 23, 2009

Wardrobe Malfunction

This morning I mistakenly put on my skinny jeans. I have two pair that are similar. One is the kind of jeans you where when you are having a good ass day (or maybe they give you a good ass day...hard to tell). The other is the kind you wear when you want to be comfortable. Not "fat" jeans exactly. They are a bit big and they stretch but they don't look too baggie. So in the darkness and grogginess of the morning I put on my skinny ones think they were my comfy ones.

When I buttoned them up I thought they were kind-of tight and worried that my comfy jeans had now become my skinny jeans and my skinny leans were a distant memory. And while I am relieved to learn that I have not outgrown my comfy jeans (yet) I am so very uncomfortable.

I had to unbutton them this afternoon. You know, being Friday and hardly anyone around...Oh those famous last words of mine. A colleague came into my office and I agreed to go to their office to meet about some budget items I had requested. He stood up to leave and motioned for me to lead the way. Then I realized that my pants were unbuttoned and if I stood up I'd reveal my embarrassing wardrobe predicament.

And so I asked them to go ahead without me becasue I had to button my pants. Yes, I did. Partly becasue I am a blurter. Partly becasue I thought it was funny. Mostly becasue I am a dork.

9 comments:

areyoukiddingme said...

Well, you probably provided a fabulous conversation starter for his Friday night social activities. You're providing a public service!

Teresa said...

Ok the fact that you have skinny jeans in the first place is sickening! Are you talking about those jeans that Ashley Simpson and others wear? Boo!

You still keep bringin the funny every time!

Renovation Girl said...

Heeheee. I love your honesty! It's refreshing in a world laden with political correctness. Sometimes it's just nice to say what you mean. I love it!

dreamsandfalsealarms said...

Hysterical!

nancy said...

Girl. You are over 12 weeks pregnant. The fact you can even get into your skinny jeans makes me want to hurl!

Victoria said...

Thanks for this - you crack me up! I hope your coworkers saw the humor in that, too!

bleu said...

You ARE a total dork and you have gone from shitting pants stories, to confirmation stories to states of undress at work stories. LMFAO

Ophelia said...

LOL!!!

I've done that soooo many times after eating too much or becoming bloated throughout the day!!!

Chelle said...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh!