Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Honey, No.

I know this has no real place on this blog since it's not a fashion or celebrity* blog but I saw this photo and couldn't decide if it was 1) hilarious 2) tragic or 3)there was something wrong with me becasue this is what I thought:


Behold!





Why oh why would Whitney Port (whoever she is) wear a bikini bottom that makes her look like she has a gigantic, untrimmed muff? I'm NOT judging gigantic, untrimmed muffs (at 9 months pregnant I am weeks...ok....months past my last half-hearted attempt at muff management). I do not judge a little untidiness down there and I certainly do not fancy myself a fashion designer but this is one seriously ill-conceived embellishment.

What's next? Cellulite pants? Foot fungus nail-polish. Ass-scented body-wash?

*term used loosly

15 comments:

Shelli said...

I saw this photo this AM, and I thought THE SAME THING.

Crazy celebrities.

Riley said...

You crack me up - too funny!!

areyoukiddingme said...

Hilarious!

Chelle said...

LOL!! I can't stop laughing-this one caught me completely off guard!

Mad Hatter said...

Thanks for the laugh!!!

Allison said...

haha Thats exactly what I thought too! HHHIIILLLAAARRRRIIIOOOUUUSSSS!

Lorraine said...

I wonder if the top has some of that dark trim in the underarm-adjacent area, too?

tonya said...

OMG, you totally cracked me up! My husband and I got a good laugh from this. Thanks for sharing! :D

Ryan's Mommy said...

What I want to know is, what designer thought it would be a good idea to frame the cooter area with dark fuzzy trim? Seriously, duh.

amazingk8 said...

Maybe gigantic untrimmed muffs are in!?!? I'm throwing out my razor...

meinsideout said...

hilarious! I wish I could take my cellulite pants off...

Best When Used By said...

I'm sitting here laughing with tears in my eyes. This is hysterical. I had to enlarge the photo at first to see what the "embellishment" really looked like. Uh, yeah, dark, massive hair mat. And your suggestions for future products only added to my glee. Thanks for a good laugh!

mekate said...

When there will be cellulite pants, all will be well with my world.

Thank you for making me laugh twice this morning, truly-

Kate

Parenthood For Me said...

That is kinda gross looking.

Sally Bacchetta said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!