The most absurd thing just happened to me and I just had to share it. Being summer and oh... 99 degrees outside I am wearing a skirt today. A co-worker came to my office to talk to me. I went to sit down and my thighs slapped together in such a way as to sound like a fart! I just froze. What's worse...farting...or explaining that my thighs just smacked together with such velocity as to create a temporary vacuum of air?
I decided farting is worse. I was laughing so hard I was crying trying to explain that I did not, indeed, fart despite all auditory evidence to the contrary. I'm so embarrassed and yet, clearly amused.