Monday, July 7, 2008

May I sit next to her please?

Overheard on a plane at 8:00 AM:

Flight Attendant: "What will you have to drink this morning, Sir?"

Passenger #1: "Coffee, black."

Flight Attendant to Passenger #1: "Ok, Sir."

Flight Attendant: "And what will you have to drink?"

Passenger #2: "Can I get an apple juice?"

Flight Attendant to Passenger #2: "Apple juice? Alright."

Flight Attendant: "And M'am. What can I get for you?"

Passenger #3: "A Wild Turkey and a Bud Light."

Flight Attendant in condescending tone: "Afraid of flying are we?".

Passenger #3: "No, I just like drinking".



Mrs. Spit said...


I've been next to that guy on international flights. He's right special!

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Chelle said...

HA! Good one!

kate said...

Heh. Heh, heh, heh. Yep. That's my kind of person.