May I sit next to her please?

Overheard on a plane at 8:00 AM:

Flight Attendant: "What will you have to drink this morning, Sir?"

Passenger #1: "Coffee, black."

Flight Attendant to Passenger #1: "Ok, Sir."

Flight Attendant: "And what will you have to drink?"

Passenger #2: "Can I get an apple juice?"

Flight Attendant to Passenger #2: "Apple juice? Alright."

Flight Attendant: "And M'am. What can I get for you?"

Passenger #3: "A Wild Turkey and a Bud Light."

Flight Attendant in condescending tone: "Afraid of flying are we?".

Passenger #3: "No, I just like drinking".

Awesome!